Film buffs of the world, rejoice!

Server is already starting to get nervous with the imminent premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Without being a good movie, the first part more than met my expectations of explosions and mindless sequences, I am sure that getting bored, what is called boring, is not going to happen. That’s why I’ve chosen to go see it at the I-Max, with two balls, as it should be. But a dilemma is on my mind. During the pyrotechnic show that DreamWorks has prepared for us (yehaaaa!, blow it all up Michael Bay) I’m afraid of needing to get up to go to the toilet (oigss, that turned out so well) and missing the fantastically scary scene that everyone will talk about, because I don’t think I’ll miss the plot thread or even if I sleep for an hour and a half. That and trying to find out if a ham like Megan Fox can really exist*.

Thank God the Internet continues to make our lives easier if one searches the Internet conscientiously. Runpee is the solution for all the mean movie buffs like me who are not able to keep our bladder full for two hours of nothing. On this simple page, anyone can consult the movie you are about to see in theaters and check what is the ideal moment to give the canary a drink without missing anything relevant on the screen. What’s more, it even tells you what will happen during your absence along with the maximum peeing time (in some cases it is quite an odyssey as you only have three minutes to spare) so that you are not left with uncertainty and go to the bathroom even more relaxed, with anti-spoiler protection for those who want to go virgin to the premiere.

But this does not stop here, gentlemen. Thinking about how to improve the system to make it perfect, the incredible thinking minds at Runpee have decided that an iPhone version would be the best, opening up a whole world of possibilities for the undecided in line at the box office.

* Yes, it’s huge bullshit, but you don’t know how happy I was watching Megan Fox’s video, XD.