Estados Unidos es ese gran país del que todos los países “incivilizados” quieren tomar ejemplo, pero leyes como éstas hacen dudar sobre quién debe tomar ejemplo de quién… Lo primero que se viene a la cabeza tras leerlas es: ¿Quién demonios ha hecho estas leyes y por qué se lo han permitido?
- Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona. (Good way to encourage the consumption of Trident White…)
- In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the light on. (The legislator’s partner was ugly as hell…)
- In Willowdale (Oregon) it is illegal for husbands to say dirty things during intercourse. (However, you can recite entire paragraphs of Don Quixote, which is much more exciting)
- Sex outside of marriage is illegal in Georgia. (Can you imagine this law in Spain?)
- In Washington DC, the only legal position is that of the missionary. The others are illegal. (In public bathrooms too? How filthy!)
- In Connorsville (Wisconsin) it is illegal for a man to fire a gun when his “female partner” is having an orgasm. (In case you lose concentration and stay halfway…)
- In Harrisburg (Pennsylvania), it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tool booth. (I don’t have coins… Would you mind charging me another way?)
- In Florida, it is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine. (And this is why Sonic doesn’t have children)
- In Utah it is illegal to marry a first cousin before age 65. (Not one more, not one less… Perverts!)
- Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. (Shit, with the love I have for my 100kg mastiff…)
| Source | College Times (English) |
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